If you ask him why he hates jazz, he says things like "Jazz is the sound of the Devil, sniggering at our folly". So you end up not knowing anything... except now I know for sure the Devil doesn't lurk in our attic.

Robert Norman - Fraser

It's dad's fault if I'm ignorant, because he never tells me about anything useful. If you ask him why Beethoven is so wonderful, he says stuff like "Beethoven is the sound of God, talking in his sleep".
Robert Norman - Fraser

“- Junior Healy: My dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education.
- Mr. Peabody: Your dad said that. Your dad is a moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is? That's what your dad is.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Gilbert Gottfried - Mr. Peabody

“- Eddie Sparks: Alright. How long's it now been - eight years since Michael is dead?
- Dixie Leonard: You shut up!
- Eddie Sparks: No. You let me talk. Now enough is enough here. That boy needs a father. He needs a man in his life - somebody he can talk to, somebody who can teach him, somebody who can show him.”
James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- Cameron Poe: Many hands make light work. My daddy taught me that.
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Ya know what my daddy taught me?
- Cameron Poe: What's that?
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Nothing.
- Cameron Poe: Self-educated man.”
Nicolas Cage - Cameron Poe
John Malkovich - Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom