“- Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out!
- Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
- Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
- Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
- Emily Middleton: Not true.
- Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.”
Amy Schumer - Emily Middleton
Goldie Hawn - Linda Middleton
Wanda Sykes - Ruth

“Ain't much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents, but in marriage nobody offers a reward.”
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“I sent you to cover a piece of fluff, and you come back with a hostage situation.”

Robert Prosky - Lou Potts

“- Kevin Hollander: Sam Baily! You have 5 minutes to let the hostages go!
- Sam: Damn. I wanted it to be my idea.”

Alan Alda - Kevin Hollander
John Travolta - Sam

“Now children, you may see men walking around the halls with machine guns, but really you need not worry. They're just pretending.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley