“- Questioner: I was just wondering if you could tell me, um, if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer.
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: That's a good question. Let me see... In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked.”
Joshua Daniel - Questioner
Bill Murray - Hunter S. Thompson

“Artists have the power, through our imagination to escape and degenerate world and create a better one.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“- Additional Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
- Bobbie Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!”
Emily Wing - Additional Stepford Wife
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz

“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
- James West: I just made that up.”

Will Smith - James West

“- James West: You know, you could put a gun on that.
- Artemus Gordon: Then where would I keep my pencil?”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon