“- The Professor: If I thought there was any chance of changing your mind, I'd talk about Miss Kendall, of whom you so obviously disapprove.
- Roger Thornhill: Yes, for using sex like some people use a flyswatter.”
Leo G. Carroll - The Professor
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill

“- Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
- Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.”
John Goodman - Det. Sherman
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“Are you two gonna have sex with each other? 'Cause me and Paige are.”

Robert Ri'chard - Blake

“- Lucille: Alky can't make a fool of me. I want to go places. I want to do things. I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice...
- Groucho: Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
Thelma Todd - Lucille
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“I don't go to bed with just anyone anymore. I have to be attracted to them sexually.”
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer