“- Hal: What are you doing?
- Mauricio: I am rescuing you.
- Hal: From what?
- Mauricio: From what? From a pack of stampeding buffalo, that's what!”
“- Bobo: You're the one who's fat!
- L'il Debbull: Not as fat as you!”
“- Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?
- Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”
“- Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
- Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”