“Women. Nothing surprises me, Chip, except your late mother. Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.”
Christopher Walken - Max Shreck

“You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about. So don't mess with me. Don't interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about.”

Michael Keaton - Adrian Toomes

“- Bryan Mills: I have to make sure these people never bother us again in our lives.
- Kim: What are you going to do?
- Bryan Mills: What I do best.”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills
Maggie Grace - Kim

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
- Jo Dee Fostar: Why?
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton