“- Malik Brody: The image that Americans have of China is that it's a country full of people with little tiny feet, and they run around and kick the shit out of each other everyday.
- Toby Wong: That's the same image we have of America, except you guys have big feet and kick the shit out of each other less gracefully.”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong

“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
- James West: I just made that up.”

Will Smith - James West

“- Trish: Is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
- Han Sing: What's that?
- Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
- Han Sing: Of course. State law.”
Aaliyah - Trish O'Day
Jet Li - Han Sing

Maybe you guys should just calm the fuck down. Black people ain't tryin' to hurt you. I mean technically I am right now but that's only because of what you were trying to do to the white guy. Think about that. Google "I Have A Dream" assholes.
Kevin Hart - Darnell

“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”

Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon