“- Keaton: His name's Verbal. Verbal Kint.
- McManus: Verbal?
- Keaton: Yeah.
- Verbal: 'Roger', really. People say I talk too much.
- Hockney: Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.”
Gabriel Byrne - Keaton
Stephen Baldwin - McManus
Kevin Spacey - Verbal
Kevin Pollak - Hockney

“- Tweeter: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
- Billy Bob: That's funny.
- Tweeter: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.”
Scott Caan - Tweeter
Ron Lester - Billy Bob

“- Melissa: He spoke to me!
- Girl #2: He called you Connie!
- Melissa: So?
- Girl #2: Your name is Melissa!”
Ashlee Levitch - Melissa
Vanessa Lee Chester - Girl #2

“You ought to do something about your nervous condition, Mr. Brand. You must never talk too much. Nervous men sometimes talk too much, and they make mistakes, and you musn't make mistakes.”
Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“- Mrs. John Day - Peggy: Sylvia, you oughtn't talk about him like that! Why, I think it's disloyal!
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Listen Peggy, do we know how the men talk about us when we're not around?”

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. John Day - Peggy
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia