“- George: I want to know everything about you and I'd like you to know all about me, too. Because we might just find out that we have a heck of a lot in common.
- Elaine: What? What? What could we have in common?
- George: Basil! I love basil. You like basil, Elaine?
- Elaine: It doesn't sweep me off my feet.”
Gene Wilder - George
Mercedes Ruehl - Elaine

“- Claire Varrens : What are we doing here?
- Lt. Dale Hawkins: Well hopefully each other if all goes as planned.”
Joanne Whalley - Claire Varrens
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Dale Hawkins

“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I mean, you talked to me once or twice last year. I mean, I would've come by - I wanted to - but... I always thought you were too popular to notice me.
- Amy Szalinski: I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.”
Thomas Wilson Brown - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr
Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski

“- Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.
- Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.”
Anjelica Huston - Maida
John Matuszak - Killjoy

“- Talk ShowHost: When you are sitting in front of a crackling fireplace...
- Edgar: Crackling fireplace.
- Talk ShowHost: And you take that lady into your arms...
- Edgar: But I don't have any arms.”
Ruth Westheimer - Talk Show Host
Bud Cort - Edgar