“- Jessie Bond: It's shapeless.
- Madame Leon: Yes, Miss Bond, it is shapeless. Japanese ladies are most shapeless.”

Dorothy Atkinson - Jessie Bond
Alison Steadman - Madame Leon

“You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.”
Morris Day - Don Cleveland

“- Amy Sumner: Those straw dogs were practically licking my body outside, so...
- David Sumner: I applaud their good taste.
- Amy Sumner: It's not funny.
- David Sumner: We'll, maybe you should wear a bra.”
Kate Bosworth - Amy Sumner
James Marsden - David Sumner

“- Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
- Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.”
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner