“- Bill: You ditched Napoleon!
- Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
- Deacon: He was a dick.”
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Frazier Bain - Deacon

“You're not just responsible for the good ones. You've got to be responsible for the bad ones. You've got to be ready to make the shitty call.”

Bruce Greenwood - Commander Robert Iverson

“Every organization needs somebody standin' out front. Call it a figurehead, a leader, a headman, a kingpin, a president, whatever.”
Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“- Dan Evans: You're so sure that your crew's comin' to get you?
- Byron McElroy: They're lost without him; like a pack of dogs without a master.”

Christian Bale - Dan Evans
Peter Fonda - Byron McElroy

“- Princess Jehnna: I go where I feel myself led.
- Conan: So I've noticed.”
Olivia d'Abo - Princess Jehnna
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan