“- Jenny Herk: You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.
- Andrew: I can't make that promise.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk
DJ Qualls - Andrew

“You need to think carefully about your costume. It's the most Tony will ever have seen of you. You don't want to put him off.”
Julie Walters - Mrs. Kehoe

“Here's where we separate the men from the boys.”

John Candy - Buck Russell

“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes.”
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes

“- Wang Chi: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.
- Egg Shen: Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!”

Dennis Dun - Wang Chi
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton