“What's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And Margaret bloody Thatcher lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?”

Stephen Tompkinson - Phil

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random

“- Stevo: Dad, look at this. What kinda, what kinda car is this?
- Dad: That would be a Porshe.
- Stevo: A Porshe, that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership. Volkswagen, right? For the people who designed it? Who made that possible, let me give you a hint, Adolf Hitler.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“- Gustav Shank: Couldn't you have picked a better car?
- Himmel Shank: I thought you'd like it. It's German.
- Gustav Shank: Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?”

Jeffrey Jones - Gustav Shank
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank

“You see, they're stubborn. That's the good thing about the Germans. Man, you got to admin, when they get an idea in their heads...”
Ronald Francis Perlman - Koulikov