“- Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
- Ren Stevens: Feasting?
- Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.”
Josh Keaton - Mootai
Christy Carlson Romano - Ren Stevens

“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.
- Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Guy Cipriani: No wedding!
- Connie Cipriani: We got 300 people coming here.
- Guy Cipriani: Good, they come here, they eat, they drink, they sing, they go the fuck home! Sorry!”
Paul Sorvino - Guy Cipriani
Veronica Cartwright - Connie Cipriani

“I believe that man would marry stone to stone if there was a chicken at the end.”
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“Valka-I'm, uh... a little out of practice.
Stoick the Vast-Well, you know - I didn't marry you for your cooking.
Gobber-I hope not. Her meatballs could kill more beasts than a battle ax.”

Cate Blanchett - Valka
Gerard Butler - Stoick
Craig Ferguson - Gobber