“- Joan: I'm a neurosurgeon, you?
- Bernie: I'm a prizefighter. Do you know much about boxing?
- Joan: No.
- Bernie: I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“- Torrance Shipman: Do you know what this means? My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.
- Missy Pantone: Well, look on the bright side: It's only cheerleading!
- Torrance Shipman: I am only cheerleading.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone

“- Pete Monash: If he claims that he doesn't really like watchingsports, he's just trying to sleep with you.
- Rosalee Futch: Got it.
- Pete Monash: And if he claims to love animals, then he's just really trying to sleep with you. Guys are guys Rosie. Rich or poor. Famous or grocers. Just do me one favor ok? Guard your carnale treasure.”
Christopher Grace - Pete Monash
Kate Bosworth - Rosalee Futch

I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk" and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".
Andrew Duncan - Jim Carr

“You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.”
Keanu Reeves - Shane Falco