“Natural childbirth means that no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!”

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“They say you're the world's only living heart donor. ”
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

“- Jill: Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
- Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!”

Amy Sedaris - Jill
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots

“I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.”
Christoph Waltz - Col. Hans Landa