- Mary's Dad: Is it the "frank" or the "beans"?
- Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
- Warren: [from outside] "Franks" and "beans"! "Franks" and "beans"!
- Mary's Dad: Oh man! How'd you get the "beans" above the "frank"?

Keith David - Mary's Dad
Ben Stiller - Ted
W. Earl Brown - Warren

“Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.”

“- Pimmie Polk: How would you like your nuts crushed?
- Boy: How would you like your tits shot off?”

Julia Montgomery - Pimmie Polk
Tim Hoskins - Boy

“- Frank: You don't have that problem, pal?
- Walter: Which problem?
- Frank: With your cucumber.
- Walter: I don't eat cucumbers, I always eat these bacon sandwiches.”
Richard Harris - Frank
Robert Duvall - Walter

- Mrs. de Winter: But you didn't kill her. It was an accident!
- "Maxim" de Winter: Who would believe me? I lost my head. I just knew I had to do something, anything.

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter