“- Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
- Josie Geller: Hear one.
- Rob Geller: Whatever.”
David Arquette - Rob Geller
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Rene: Do you really wanna know?
- Brodie: I asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role; the concerned guy.”

Shannen Doherty - Rene
Jason Lee - Brodie

“As I understand from your communication, Mr. Engle, you're on the brink of self-destruction. May I shake your hand? A brilliant idea! I speak as one who has destroyed himself a score of times.”

Thomas Mitchell - Gene Gibbons

“We're not just an uncle and a niece. It's something else. I know you. I know you don't tell people a lot of things. I don't either. I have a feeling that inside you there's something nobody knows about... something secret and wonderful. I'll find it out.”

Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

“- Ray Bronson: No one gets me the way you do.
- Julie James: I understand your pain.”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ray Bronson
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James