“- Anna Coleman: It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
- Tess Coleman: I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Anna Coleman: Fun-sucker.”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“Life don't make sense. It's not fair. It doesn't follow logic or obeyorders.”
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“I find it poor logic to say that because women are good, women should vote. Men do not vote because they are good; they vote because they are male, and women should vote, not because we are angels and men are animals, but because we are human beings and citizens of this country.”
Winona Ryder - Jo March

“- James T. Kirk: What it needs in order to evolve... is a human quality. Our capacity to leap beyond logic.
- Decker: And joining with its creator might accomplish that.
- Dr. McCoy: You mean this machine wants to physically join with a human? Is that possible?
- Decker: Let's find out.”

William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Stephen Collins - Decker
DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy

“You have labored long, Spock, and proved yourself worthy to receive from us this symbol of total logic.”

Edna Glover - Vulcan Master