“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.”
Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

“- Lord Caversham: Do you always understand everything you say?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Yes... if I listen attentively.
- Lord Caversham: Conceited young puppy!”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Bernie Mermelstein: Don't you think you're kind of over reacting about a dumb letter? There's a lot of nut cases running around shootin' their mouths off.
- Mel Mermelstein: Yes. And sometimes people listen to them.”

Jason Presson - Bernie Mermelstein
Leonard Nimoy - Mel Mermelstein

“- Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
- Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood