“- Commander Kate Bowman: Could you pass me the towel, please?
- Gallagher: Sure. Sorry.
- Commander Kate Bowman: Just pretend I'm your sister.
- Gallagher: I have two sisters. They don't look like you.”

Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“Your body's shot! With your clothes off it's all over the place; I can't keep track of it!”

Sir Michael Caine - Ray Say

“It took me five months to shoot my Playmate of the Year layout. I shot over 20,000 pictures. It's perfection! They don't go for just great nude shots. They go for art! Perfect art. And I'm proud of that.”
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“- Dorothy's Mother: I don't see any naked pictures of you here, Paul. I don't see any pictures of you with your privates hanging out for the whole world to look at!
- Snider: Let's get the camera. I'm willing.
- Dorothy's Mother: Oh, I bet you are.”

Carroll Baker - Dorothy's Mother
Eric Roberts - Paul Snider

“- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
- Roger Murtaugh: You lucky sonofabitch.
- Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Not so good when my wife finds out.”

Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs