“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
- James West: I just made that up.”

Will Smith - James West

“- Malik Brody: Tell me about China. Is there a lot of Kung Fu shit going on?
- Toby Wong: What do you mean?
- Malik Brody: Like guys coming up to each other on the street going 'Your Kung Fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete. You insult me! You bastard. Prepare to die!'.”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong

“Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and to show we are capable of more than just fulfilling the stereotypes - waiter, laundryman, gardener, martial artist, villain.”
Mako

“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”

Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Roy O'Bannon: It's just a rock with some gibberish on it!
- Chon Wang: It's Chinese!”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang