“I can't believe I'm talking to the same Sean Armstrong that I traveled all over this great country with. A man of strength and courage, who defeated every vile, vulgaropponent he ever faced. And now, this fearless giant is cowering because of two little innocent children!”
Sherman Alexander Hemsley - Burt Wilson

“It's not the altitude, it's the attitude.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Scott Fischer

“- The Voice: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
- Randy Meeks: Fuck you!
- The Voice: No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.”

Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- Grandmother: No one acts this way when they are not on drugs...
- Elizabeth: I fucking do!”

Sheila Paterson - Grandmother
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“Over there you have your skaters. Riffin', raging kids and their ramp tramps. Baggy pants, Dickie wools, doing 50-50 grinds... with a gnarly grab finish on a homemade half-pipe in the woods. Music of choice: The whack of a hacky sack. Drug of choice: Ecstasy, E-tab. Baby, longer lovin' through science.”

Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick