“- Ursula Stanhope: You can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here.
- The Narrator: Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him.
- George: Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.”
Leslie Mann - Ursula Stanhope
Keith Scott - The Narrator
Brendan Fraser - George

“If you're getting ready for a fight, you just need attitude, not muscles.”

Hulk Hogan - Sean Armstrong

“- Gen. Robert E. Lee: When the fight is coming, I want you to stay back from the main line. This army has already lost far too many of it's veteran commanders, and you sir have a very bad habit of moving too far forward.
- Lieut. Gen. James Longstreet: Can't lead from behind.”
Martin Sheen - Gen. Robert E. Lee
Tom Berenger - Lieut. Gen. James Longstreet

“- Batman: What do you want?
- The Penguin: Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.”
Michael Keaton - Batman
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson