“- Margaret Wade: You know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies?
- Dennis Mitchell: They have better things to do.
- Margaret Wade: Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
- Dennis Mitchell: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“- Amy: Oh my god, he's calling me.
- Nikki: Why would he call? You guys just had sex.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“- Louis Simo: Whatever you want to say.
- Laurie Simo: Are you going to fight everybody?
- Louis Simo: I thought you liked tough guys.”
Adrien Brody - Louis Simo
Molly Parker - Laurie Simo

“- Professor Charles Xavier: Where are you going?
- Wolverine: To find her.
- Storm: How?
- Wolverine: The traditional way!”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine
Halle Berry - Storm

“Excuse me, I understand what you were saying to Natalie was personal. Well, I'm involved with her now so this is personal too; you hurt her and I'll hit you so fucking hard your dog will bleed, okay?”

Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley