“You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream.”

Kris Kristofferson - Bobby Logan

“- Olive: I could have chlamydia. I have been whoring around a lot.
- Mrs. Griffith: No, honey. No, you haven't. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Lisa Kudrow - Mrs. Griffith

“They say that aggression is an expression of sexual feeling.”
Corey Haim - Lucas

“- Dorothy Vallens: Are you a bad boy?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: What do you mean?
- Dorothy Vallens: Do you want to do bad things? Anything. Anything.
- Jeffrey Beaumont: What do you want?
- Dorothy Vallens: I want you to hurt me.”

Isabella Rossellini - Dorothy Vallens
Kyle MacLachlan - Jeffrey Beaumont

“- Nancy: I'm not that kind of girl!
- Renaldo 'the Heel': Well, with a little practice you could learn to be.”
Sheree J. Wilson - Nancy
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'