“You know what cops do when they retire? They play golf. I don't want to play golf. I hate fucking golf.”
Bruce Willis - Jeff Talley

“- Mr. Crisp: Teach them how to play... soccer.
- Father Maurice: We don’t have the balls for that.”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp
Barnard Hughes - Father Maurice

“Don't you guys drop me, I’m worth a million dollars.”
Lawrence Taylor - Luther 'Shark' Lavay

“Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.”
Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously

“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik