Jim Piddock quotes
“The truth is very few of us are related to Napoleon or Cleopatra. Although, those are bad examples as I am actually descended from both of them.”
“- Leonard Crabbe: One in three people over 60 either have a flaccid or a spastic bladder, so every 13.5 seconds a new incontinent is born. The good old constipation. You have impacted fecal mass in your rectum, you find that pushing on your bladder...
- Mickey Crabbe: You know, this might make good dessert talk.”
“- Consulate Envoy: I don't think you want to go to South Africa.
- Roger Murtaugh: Why not?
- Consulate Envoy: Because you're black!”