“Ronnie, I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers...”
Plot – The lifeguards of Baywatch aren't just all beauty and no brain: they push their limits, save people in danger, do heroic act and also try to foil a criminal conspiracy that menaces the Bay. Their leader, Mitch Buchannon is busy training the new recruits, including the medalled swimmer Matt Brody and the clever Summer Quinn. He will then lead these aspiring lifeguards through a crazy investigation that will bring their suspitions upon Victoria Leeds, owner of the exclusive Huntley Club and suspected to use her business to cover her illicit trades of drugs.
All actors – Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Priyanka Chopra, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Ilfenesh Hadera, Jon Bass, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Hannibal Buress, Rob Huebel, Amin Joseph, Jack Kesy, Oscar Nuñez, David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, Clem Cheung, Belinda, Charlotte McKinney, Izabel Goulart, Arian Foster, Vernon Davis, Eros Exarhou, Maxie G. Rosales, Karin Silvestri, Vincenzo Hinckley, Brandon Larracuente, Kelvin Witherspoon, Welder Santos, David Weiss, Damien LeRoy, Peter Anaya, L.J. Ruth, Brenda Lowe, Jackson Geach, Brandon Lee, James A. Sutton, Juliette Mathis, Samantha Harris, Seth Gordon, Joseph Akharoh Jr., Jeffery Arseneau, Hanna Balicki, Tamila Bilalova, Glenn D. Bridges, Deaven Brooks, Anthony Bryant, Victoria Budkey, Eduardo Burgos, Alexis Burns, Toshi Calderón, Marquice Cannady, Santos Caraballo, Gina Beatriz Castro, John Cenatiempo, Jamel Chambers, Lacey Coan, Hunter Cone, Clemeen Connolly, Marisol Correa, Ellen Marguerite Cullivan, Jimmie Cummings, Shay Davila, Bria Davis, Christopher De Stefano, Arthur Dean, Marc Demeter, Angela Di Pasquo, Rich Lane Disco, Anna Elizabeth, Cary Epstein, Keith Ewell, Ely Feldman, Jared Fleming, Robert J. Fox, Victoria Fraunberger, Tahseen Ghauri, Adam e Ginsberg, Sean Gislingham, Whitney Goin, Austin Jeremiah Griffis, Apollo GT, Yassie Hawkes, MacKenzie Hebbelman, Steve Heinz, Priscella Henriquez, Christopher M. Hill, Lee Hodge, Leo Hojnowski, Matthew Jolly, Jessica Kane, Stephanie Olah Kelly, Angelique Kenney, Kasity Koehn, Matthew Kosto, Inder Kumar, Dakota James Alden Lane, Gage Lawson, David W. LeBlanc, Latashe Leontis, Danny Lima, John Archer Lundgren, Kera Lynn, Charisse Lyon, Liam Marcy, Daniel Mart, Logan Masters, Eric McCrea, Casey McCullum, Mason Mills, Noel Mirabal, Marquil Moody, Nick Morbitt, Tyrone Neal, Olivia O'Hara, Anthony Vance Pierce, Mason Pike, Bruce Pobanz, Earl Poitier, Emily Presnell, Damon Preston, Jeff Remas, Tracy Roese, Dara Rose, Kelly Róisín, Jostein Sagnes, Cody Scott, Cayman Scrimizzi, Leonel Severino, Darren Sheehan, Mark Smith, Dawn Soleri, Haviland Stillwell, Derek Stokes, Jeremy Sykes, Ashton Tatum, Frank Tedesco, Rene Toledo, Treviance, Zachary Vazquez, Barbara Vincent, Maegan Vogel, Gowon Walker, Buddy Watkins, Carl Watts, Greg Wave, Claire Weinstein, Acorye' White, Logan Wildey, Ezell Willis, Rachel Star Withers, Bo Yokelyshow all
“Baywatch” Quotes 13 quotes
“Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.”
“- Mitch Buchannon: I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns. Until then... I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
- Victoria Leeds: How tacky.”
“- CJ Parker: You look amazing, by the way.
- Victoria Leeds: Well, someone has to.”
“- Matt Brody: Hey, I'm Matt Brody!
- Summer Quinn: And not a single fuck was given...”
“- Matt Brody: There's no I in team, but there is a me.
- Interviewer: Are you dyslexic?
- Matt Brody: I'm... Caucasian.”
“- Summer Quinn: Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
- Ronnie Greenbaum: You see it too?
- Summer Quinn: And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
- Ronnie Greenbaum: Right? She's the reason I believe in God.”
- Mitch Buchannon: My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there, and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.
- Matt Brody: Your balls said that?
- Mitch Buchannon: Yes, they did.
- Matt Brody: Okay, my balls say: "Just take it easy right here. Just chill".
- Mitch Buchannon: Why the fuck do your balls sound like... (continue) (continue reading)
“- Matt Brody: So, Dave had access to Leeds' server.
- Ronnie Greenbaum: Her server? You mean her network.
- Matt Brody: Yeah, her network, that's what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we're straight through the firewall.
- Ronnie...” (continue) (continue reading)
“I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's dick, and I loofah my chest with his ballsack.”
“You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails. Clearly I overestimated you. But calling me a drug dealer! I'm... so much bigger than that, you know.”