“Creepshow” quotes

Movie Creepshow
George A. Romero directed this movie in 1982
Title Creepshow
Year 1982
Director George A. Romero
Genre Comedy, Horror, Fantasy
Plot – A man died seven years ago leaves his grave the day of his birthday to take revenge on the one who killed him: his daughter. He murders her and then enjoys his birthday cake in peace. A betrayed husband drowns his wife and her lover, but then he has to deal with them again when both return as zombies. A monster coming from the Arctic regions is useful to a frustrated professor to get rid of his nagging wife. A fanatical hygienist, cruel and mean, is assaulted by an impressive number of cockroaches.
All actors – Hal Holbrook, Adrienne Barbeau, Fritz Weaver, Leslie Nielsen, Carrie Nye, E.G. Marshall, Viveca Lindfors, Ed Harris, Ted Danson, Stephen King, Warner Shook, Robert Harper
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  • “- Wilma Northrup: I told you half an hourago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!
    - Henry Northrup: Oh, I'm sorry...
    - Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid! I swear to God you are! I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?”

    Adrienne Barbeau - Wilma Northrup
    Hal Holbrook - Henry Northrup
  • “- Stan: You want him reading that stuff?
    - Billy's Mother: Well, no but...
    - Stan: All right then! I took care of it. That's why God made fathers, babe. That's why God made fathers.”

    Tom Atkins - Stan
    Iva Jean Saraceni - Billy's Mother
    [Tag:caring, father, god]
  • “Norman Castonmeyer's a dinosaur, he's too fucking blind to find his way into the nearest tar pit. Air pollution counts up to almost seven, George! People are out there on the streets dying of Carbon Monoxide poisoning and they don't even know it!”

    E.G. Marshall - Upson Pratt
  • “Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it!”

    Jon Lormer - Nathan Grantham
  • “If I don't see White and then the exterminators in the span of a half an hour you will have no job by midnight tonight. Do you understand me? Then next year you can take the wife and kids to Disney World on your fucking welfare check. Have you got that? Are we together on this?”

    E.G. Marshall - Upson Pratt
  • “What the fuck? Another son of a bitchin' blackout! If it was my power company, this would never happen...”

    E.G. Marshall - Upson Pratt
  • “You know what Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends... and shit for brains!”

    Adrienne Barbeau - Wilma Northrup
  • “- Stan: I told you before I didn't want you to read this crap. I never saw such rotten crap in my life. Where do get this shit? Who sells it to ya? I'm talking to you, young man! You wanna answer me when I'm talking to ya. You remember who puts the friggin' bread on the table around here, don't you?
    - Billy's Mother: Stan, don't be too hard on...” (continue)
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    Tom Atkins - Stan
    Iva Jean Saraceni - Billy's Mother
  • “Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.”

    Leslie William Nielsen - Richard Vickers
  • “Get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!”

    Adrienne Barbeau - Wilma Northrup
    [Tag:genitalia, threat]