“- Dawson: I thought you were a lesbian.
- Martina: A lesbian? Why?
- Dawson: Hello! You play softball, you watch Ally McBeal!
- Martina: No, Dawson, I'm not gay. Barbara's gay.
- Dawson: Barbara?
- Martina: Big Rosie fan.”
Harley Cross - Dawson
Majandra Delfino - Martina

“AIDS. Homosexual. Gay. Lesbian. You think these are names that tell you who a person sleeps with, but they don't tell you that.”

Al Pacino - Roy Cohn

“- Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown: Sir, Private Brown, sir!
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?
- Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown: Sir, yes, sir!
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.”

Peter Edmund - Pvt. 'Snowball' Brown
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

- Kirk Lazarus: It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?
- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: ... Lance.
- Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listenhere, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ

“I'm not gay myself, but if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes