“- Bernadine Harris: I give you eleven fucking years of my life and you're telling me you're leaving me for a white woman?
- John Harris, Sr.: Would it help if she was black?
- Bernadine Harris: No. It would help if you were black.”
Angela Bassett - Bernadine Harris
Michael Beach - John Harris, Sr.

“- Porthos: Stop praying and revel with me, Aramis! I need my spirits lifted. I'm old, I'm weak, my strength is gone.
- Aramis: Porthos! I'm praying.
- Porthos: I just said you're praying. Are you deaf, too? I know you're blind, because if you'd seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos
Jeremy Irons - Aramis

“- Vinny: What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
- Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case.
- Vinny: In... oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?”

Robbie Gee - Vinny
Lennie James - Sol

- Sam Simms: Don't just stand there. Say "Hello".
- Luke Davenport: Hello!
- Sam Simms: Just make the girl go deaf. They love that.
Sinbad - Sam Simms
Brock Pierce - Luke Davenport

“Did anyone lose a little deaf girl? I found one. She's fine, other than not being able to hear, I mean.”
Sandra Bullock - Mary Horowitz