“Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.”
Keith Scott - The Narrator

“- Helen Knable: Where's my husband?
- Murray Seidenbaum: What are you worried about him for? I ditched my wife five channels ago. She happened to meet the business end of a fifty-ton reptile. And I can tell you, I don't exactly miss dried meat loaf.”

Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
Bob Dishy - Murray Seidenbaum

“You get to do what you want. Nobody fucks with you. The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens, you won't know about it anyway.”

Kevin Dillon - Bunny

“In a shark attack, or any other major tragedy, I guess the important thing is to get eaten and die, in which case there's a funeral and somebody makes a speech and everybody says what a good guy you were. Or get better, in which case everyone can forget about it. Get better or die. It's the hanging around in between that really pisses people off.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“Your suggestion that I do not care about dying is incorrect. A sentient being's optimal chance at maximizing their utility is a long and prosperous life.”
Zachary Quinto - Spock