“You're the disease, and I'm the cure.”

Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“Hurley works there, you think he'd work there if he was gonna get the cancer?”
Cher - Dolly Pelliker

“In the land of the infected, the immune man is king.”
Malcom McDowell - Kane

“- Lauren Hynde: Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
- Lara: Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- King Gustav: Really? That often? You must have collected several tails.
- Ralph: I admit I slept with a few. But I'm not like that anymore. Nowadays you can't be too careful. You don't know who they've been with.”

Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph