“I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“Every band puts out at least one pussy song so they can find out who the faggots are!”
Bradford Tatum - Hubbs

“Ain't no way to keep a band together. Bands come and go. You got to keep on playin', no matter with who.”
Bill Cobbs - Del Paxton

“- Lamarr: We've got movie stars in my hotel!
- Faye Dolan: They're musicians, actually.
- Lamarr: Even better!”
Obba Babatundé - Lamarr
Liv Tyler - Faye Dolan

“- Max Detweiler: The Von Trapp Family Singers. Here are your names: Liesl, Friedrich, Louisa, Brigitta, Kurt, Marta and Gretl.
- Gretl: Why am I always last?
- Max Detweiler: Because you are the most important.”
Richard Haydn - Max Detweiler
Kym Karath - Gretl