“A generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the acid culture: the desperate assumption that somebody, or at least some force, was tending the light at the end of the tunnel.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Mary Morstan: It does seem a little far-fetched, though. Making all these grand assumptions based on such tiny details...
- Sherlock Holmes: Mm, that's not quite right, is it? In fact, the little details are by far the most important.”
Kelly Reilly - Mary Morstan
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- UncleFrank: There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.
- Peter McCallister: Think positive, Frank!
- UncleFrank: You be positive. I'll be realistic.”
Gerry Bamman - Uncle Frank
John Heard - Peter McCallister

“- Paul Frank: Aren't you rather jumping at conclusions?
- Charlie Chan: No, conclusions jump at me.”
Alan Mowbray - Paul Frank
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

- Lauren Slaughter: Am I supposed to say "Your place or mine"?
- Karim Hatami: No. These days, you say "Betamax or VHS?".
Sigourney Weaver - Lauren Slaughter
Nadim Sawalha - Karim Hatami