“Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watchingMom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson

“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“- Julia Biggs: It's okay if I look in the window, just as long as I don't buy.
- Margueritte Coleman: Yeah? Well, don't go shopping with money in your pocket! And you better not be putting anything in the layaway plan, either!”
Whitney Houston - Julia Biggs
Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman

“- David Stephens: You paid 500 pounds for this?
- Juliet Miller: That's what it cost, David.
- David Stephens: No, no, that's what you paid for it. 500 pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know how much it cost us yet. For you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“- Carter: Did you see that?
- Lee: He likes you.
- Carter: I ain't shopping with you no more.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee