“Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another cleveridea to get us killed or worse, expelled.”

Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“- Guy Perkins: Hi, I'm Guy.
- Josie Geller: Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
- Guy Perkins: Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?
- Kristin: A Geek?
- Gibby: You totally just said that out load.”
Jeremy Jordan - Guy Perkins
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Marley Shelton - Kristin
Jordan Ladd - Gibby

“This is gonna be fun. You're gonna meetkids today you can borrow money from the rest of your life.”

Chris Evans - Frank Adler

“- Chon Wang: We stick together. We are partners.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's beautiful.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Samantha: I feel safer living with a man. Plus, I made some great friends.
- Parker Concorde: So, you're not worried about things turning... romantic?
- Samantha: Romantic?
- Parker Concorde: I mean, you're very... You're a very attractive woman.
- Samantha: Oh, thank you, Parker. That's why I only live with men who are gay.”

Alison Eastwood - Samantha
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde