- Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
- Michelle Flaherty: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
- Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when... when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
- Michelle Flaherty: Horny, like I wanna bone.
Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty

“I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly I love it!”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“You have childish ideas about life. Because like so many women you live only for little excitements.”

Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“In spite of your long experience, it has been my observation that you're very apt to lose control of your emotions and your temper in moments of excitement. I can't take any chances.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong

“- Myra: This hateful war.
- Roy Cronin: I suppose it is. And yet there's - I don't know - a certain amount of excitement about it too. Round the corner of every second, the fascination of the unknown. We're both facing it, this instance.”
Vivien Leigh - Myra
Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin