“- Ace Ventura: Assholomio...Osodomia...Lea- Holy...testicle Tuesday!
- Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
- Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.”

Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
Sean Young - Lois Einhorn

“- Elizabeth Trent: What are your eccentricities, dear Edward?
- Pierce: Mine? I have none at all. Well, one. I am excessively preoccupied with a certain lovely young lady.
- Elizabeth Trent: Sir! You're a bold rogue to be so forward! I might even begin to suspect you of some motive in your advances.
- Pierce: Never, my darling.”
Gabrielle Lloyd - Elizabeth Trent
Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“- Berke Landers: Striker, I'd be careful with that accent if I were you. Because you're beginning to sound a lot like Mary Poppins.
- Striker: Look, I don't know what you are blathering about, but if I were you...
- Berke Landers: Are you wearing makeup?”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers
Shane West - Bentley 'Striker' Scrumfeld

“You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“I can do whatever I want. I'm eccentric.”
John Marwood Cleese - Donald P. Sinclair