“- Joseph: Father, may I say something sinful?
- Father Francis Chisholm: Of course not.
- Joseph: You will hear it in confession anyway, because I'm thinking it.”

Benson Fong - Joseph
Gregory Peck - Father Francis Chisholm

“Bless me Father, for I will sin. One night I will come for you.”

Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“- Anna Baragli: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 1,200 hours since my last confession.
- Cardinal: Hit me with your best shot.
- Anna Baragli: I betrayed a man. A good man. An innocent man. A thief.”
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Leonardo Cimino - Cardinal

“- El Mariachi: I have to go to church.
- Carolina: What for?
- El Mariachi: Confess my sins. I'm a sinner.”
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi
Salma Hayek - Carolina

“- Bill Firpo: Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession.
- Father Gorenzel: Is that Bill Firpo?
- Bill Firpo: Uh, Yes, it's Me father.
- Father Gorenzel: Been Five years since you've been to confession. Is that how you're gonna start the whole thing out?”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Gerard Parkes - Father Gorenzel