“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!”
Heather Donahue - Herself

“You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Royce

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

Sir Ian Holm - Bilbo

“- Melvin Smiley: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of anybody not liking me.
- Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you.”
Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley
Lou Diamond Phillips - Cisco