“I'm tired of being told I'm crazy. Tonight I will be the least crazy of all of you!”
William Hickey - Lars Hagstrom

“You have to think like a hero merely to behave like a decent human being.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“- Larry Burrows: 35 years old, and my life is shit.
- Mike: Can't be all that bad.
- Larry Burrows: It's not that it's bad, you know, it's just that it's ordinary.”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Ron Thompson: Hey Szalinski, ever do anything normal? Like play baseball?
- Nick Szalinski: Nope. Baseball is for mortals.”
Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson
Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski

- Casino Manager: It was a good night. Nothing unusual.
- Harold: "Nothing unusual", he says! Eric's been blown to smithereens, Colin's been carved up, and I've got a bomb in my casino, and you say nothing unusual?
Bob Hoskins - Harold