“- Kate Sullivan: Why so uptight? It's not illegal.
- Lawrence Garfield: It's immoral. A distinction with no relevance to lawyers. But it matters to me.”

Penelope Ann Miller - Kate Sullivan
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Barney Coopersmith: You don't tip FBI men!
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Sure you do!”

Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“- Gin: I said this is called entrapment.
- Mac: No, actually it's called blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Peoples Hernandez: You're not a cop anymore.
- John Shaft: Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous?”
Jeffrey Wright - Peoples Hernandez
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“- Cynthia Webb: Isn't this breaking and entering?
- Divinci: I don't know, I'm homicide, we don't learn that stuff.”

Lela Rochon - Cynthia Webb
Jim Belushi - Det. Frank Divinci