“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Crawl: Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
- Zack: No.
- Crawl: I wouldn't fall asleep tonight if I were you.
- Zack:Mmmooooommmm!!!!
- Crawl: Sssshhhh! Dude, I was just kidding. Sshhh. Chill”
Pauly Shore - Crawl
Patrick Renna - Zack Warner

“Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.”
John Travolta - Gabriel

“- Vincent Benedict: Moneytalks and bullshit walks!
- Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?”
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict

“- Newton Crosby: Holy shit.
- Number 5: No shit. Where see shit?”
Steve Guttenberg - Newton Crosby
Tim Blaney - Number 5