“- Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
- Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
- Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt

“There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horrormovie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy

“She broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck with people that handle your food.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“- Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. Ok, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none.
- Vicky: None?
- Jessica: The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.”
Natasha Lyonne - Jessica
Tara Reid - Vicky