“- Arthur Kriticos: He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
- Kathy Kriticos: We have a family fortune?
- Arthur Kriticos: Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos

“Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied!”
Mel Brooks - Mr. Welling

“- Drew Latham: Please! Please, let me stay here!
- Tom Valco: No!
- Drew Latham: I'll pay you.
- Tom Valco: My family's not for sale, pal.
- Drew Latham: I'll pay you $250,000!
- Tom Valco: Welcome home, son.”
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Christine Valco: Tom, that guy is still here.
- Tom Valco: Yeah, I know.
- Christine Valco: Why is he still here?
- Tom Valco: He's giving us $250,000 to be his family for Christmas.
- Christine Valco: And you agreed to this without asking me?
- Tom Valco: Of course I did, he's giving us $250,000!”
Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Alexander Bullock: I don't mind giving the government 60% of what I make. But I can't do it when my family spends 50%!
- Irene Bullock: Why should the government get more money than your own family?”
Eugene Pallette - Alexander Bullock
Carole Lombard - Irene Bullock