“- Peter McCallister: Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
- Kevin McCallister: My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.”
John Heard - Peter McCallister
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“You need to think carefully about your costume. It's the most Tony will ever have seen of you. You don't want to put him off.”
Julie Walters - Mrs. Kehoe

“Some guys wanted to take me to a topless bar. I didn't want to go but I ended up going, cause you guys will back me up on this, you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid!”
Ron White - Ron White

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“- Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
- Maxwell Smart: No, no, I... I was, but I'm not... I'm staring again.”
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart