“- Torrance Shipman: Do you know what this means? My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.
- Missy Pantone: Well, look on the bright side: It's only cheerleading!
- Torrance Shipman: I am only cheerleading.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone

“- Pete Monash: If he claims that he doesn't really like watchingsports, he's just trying to sleep with you.
- Rosalee Futch: Got it.
- Pete Monash: And if he claims to love animals, then he's just really trying to sleep with you. Guys are guys Rosie. Rich or poor. Famous or grocers. Just do me one favor ok? Guard your carnale treasure.”
Christopher Grace - Pete Monash
Kate Bosworth - Rosalee Futch

- Red Puckett: Huh? What's this?
- Granny: Oh, it says "World's Greatest Grandma".
- Red Puckett: Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators".

Anne Hathaway - Red Puckett
Glenn Close - Granny

“- Mitch McDeere: What led you to law school?
- Avery Tolar: It's so far back I don't think I can remember.
- Mitch McDeere: Sure you can, Counsellor.
- Avery Tolar: I used to caddy for lawyers and their wives on summer weekends. I looked at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too.”
Tom Cruise - Mitch McDeere
Gene Hackman - Avery Tolar

“- Mr. Ducksworth: Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids, some game?
- Bombay: That depends, sir. Are you prepared to fire me over some kids, some game?”
Josef Sommer - Gerald Ducksworth
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay