- James Bond: It doesn't matter a damn to you, I suppose, that thousands of innocent people will be killed in that "accident" of yours?
- Orlov: Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Steven Berkoff - Orlov

“You can't see it... you can't feel it... and you can't taste it. But it's here, right now, all around us! It's goin' through you like an X-ray! Right into your cells! What do you think killed all these animals?”

Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein

Edward Bailey was a genius physicist who built some of the greatest stuff during the Cold War. Neutron bombs, particle beam weapons, nerve gas. Excellent nerve gas. You know, he was a... rock star of conceptual mass killing. They called him the "The Da Vinci of Death".
John Malkovich - Marvin

“I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.”
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“- Gen. Pierre Fontaine: We are not certain, but our intelligence reports that there's going to be another assassination attempt on Hitler.
- Gen. Worden: Again? They can't do that. Kill their own Führer? That's cheating!
- Gen. Bulldog Bardsley: Quite right, old boy.”
Denis Holmes - Gen. Pierre Fontaine
Ernest Borgnine - Gen. Worden
Alan Barry - Gen. Bulldog Bardsley